Lest you think I
didn't buy some goofy dust-collecting stuff on my trip to Syracuse this weekend...
It's mostly from
Five Below, where my
Grit-selling income comes further)
These cat cards are a 2019 running gag with my Aunt Lorrie (John's sister) since I discovered they have this same card for every major holiday. That's all I've been sending her this year!

Also, I decided I needed some sort of deplorable habit.
Chew 'em if you got 'em!
In conclusion, what this country needs is a good bubblegum cigar.